Monday, March 26, 2012

My Rant Against 'Whatever'


You, apathetic ancient pronoun
Undefined, Unrefined,
Emerging from the confused vagaries of the mind,
Product of the diminished vocabularies
Produced by the creators of bowdeleries,
The dimwit’s fashion statement,
The negation of every argument,
Born of the bowels of grammatical extract,
Haven of assumed, unissued facts
I have fought and fought and fought you
With every breath,
And yet you live on,
Spiting me to death;
Abomination of language,
The key word of the teenage,
Anyhow, somehow surviving cockroach
Of the literary bile,
The word I shall forever revile,
My vicious rant shall last forever
Till you are used…
‘Whatever’…